oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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