i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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