Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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