To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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