My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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