So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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