Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My bed smells like the plague
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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