He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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