People with herpes should wear stickers.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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