Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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