If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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