Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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