i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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