She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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