some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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