Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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