I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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