Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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