im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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