He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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