Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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