Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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