She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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