You can't special order awesome
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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