Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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