I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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