i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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