I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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