so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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