I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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