we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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