Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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