WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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