Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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