absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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