Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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