STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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