I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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