But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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