I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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