and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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