Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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