but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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