So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Dick very happy bro
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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