have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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