I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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