please come you make the beer taste better
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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