i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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