Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize