i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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